The Mr.T Farm:
If Mr. T had a farm, a drum machine, and a gun, and got pissed at the aminals, this is what it would sound like.
Groovy Brady Funk:
If the Brady Bunch were to be in a Shoprite commercial, it might sound like this...
Jon gives Ponch a "kite flying lesson." However the mood turns sour when Sarge tells a fatmom joke :(